Party Crashing 101: The Art of Ruining the Party

Step 1: Crash the party by bursting through the front door uninvited.

Why: Because who needs a doorman when you can have a sense of entitlement?

Step 2: Bring an open barfing bowl to ensure no one ever gets thirsty again

How: Just set it down on the kitchen counter, it's not like they asked you to leave.

Step 3: Start a conga line of your own, ignoring the DJ's carefully curated playlist

Why: Because who needs music when you can just dance to the beat of your own drum?

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