Party Crashing 101: Because You're a Wild Card
Welcome, party crasher! You've got the skills, you've got the charm, and you've got the questionable life choices. In this section, we'll cover the basics of crashing parties like a pro.
Getting Started
Step 1: Find a party. Any party will do.
Step 2: Show up uninvited. Bonus points if you bring a six-pack of beers.
Step 3: Make a bold entrance. Jump the fence, blow the horn, or just shout "I'm here!"
Party Crashers' Etiquette
Tip 1: Don't wear anything that says 'I'm a functioning adult.'
Tip 2: Steer clear of any 'no's or 'maybes.'
Tip 3: When asked to leave, pretend it's your birthday.
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