Party Crashers Code of Conduct

Section 1: Don't be a Bore

Article 1.1: No talk of your ex. Ever.

We're not here for your sob story. Keep it to yourself.

Section 2: Don't be a Hero

Article 2.1: No saving the day. We're not in a movie.

Just enjoy the free food and drinks.

Section 3: Be a Weirdo

Article 3.1: If you can do the robot, do the robot.

We love it when you bust a move!

Section 4: Don't be a Lurker

Article 4.1: If you're not participating, you're not invited.

We're watching you.

Section 5: Don't be a Weirdo

Article 5.1: We're not judging you, we're just observing.

But seriously, stop wearing a fedora.

Section 6: The Fine Print

Article 6.1: By attending, you agree to our terms of service, which we'll never read.

But hey, you get free nachos.

Section 7: The Fine Line

Article 7.1: Don't cross us, we'll make you leave.

It's not a threat, it's a promise.

Go to Section 8: The End to finish the Code of Conduct.