We regret to inform you that you are no longer invited to our party. Yes, you. The one with the questionable dance moves and the "I'm a DJ" attitude.
It seems your excessive use of glitter, your affinity for 90s pop music, and your insistence on serving "plankton-free" cocktails have all come back to haunt you.
Please find a new party to crash, preferably one with fewer judgmental looks and more reasonable expectations.
We wish you the best of luck, but let's be real, you're probably going to need it.
For more information on our party crashers' policy, click here.
Or, if you're just feeling extra dramatic, check out our Party Drama Archive.