Dear esteemed guest, we're thrilled to invite you to the Party of the Century! Join us for an evening of revelry, revelry, REVELRY!
When: Saturday, March 17th, 8pm - 3am
Where: The abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main. (Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds... or is it?)
Attire: Formal, but feel free to wear your best "I just rolled out of bed" outfit. We won't judge.
RSVP to let us know you're coming! (Or don't. We won't be offended... much.)
Read our party pledge and promise not to be a party pooper!
Check out our pet policy, because we love animals almost as much as we love you!