Don't be a lurk, be a spark! Make eye contact, make noise, make a scene. We're not a library, folks.
• Read the Party Dress Code for a full list of acceptable attire
Don't be that guy who brings the party to a grinding halt with your existential dread. We've got a playlist, not a support group.
• Learn proper party crashing etiquette
Help yourself to a drink, but don't be that guy who takes the last one. Or two. Or the whole bottle.
• Get the scoop on party favor expectations
Don't be that person who thinks this is a rave. We're not trying to start a riot, just a good time.
• Read the Party Hosts' Bill of Rights
• Learn how to behave with the Party Animal
Don't get existential about the meaning of the party. It's not a discussion group, folks. It's a party.
• Dive deeper into Party Crashin' philosophy