Party Crashers 101

Chapter 1: Inviting Yourself to the Party

Step 1: Craft the perfect invitation, complete with neon lights and a fog machine.

Step 2: Find a host who's desperate for company.

Step 3: Crash their party, steal their snacks, and leave a mess for them to clean.

• Step 4: Inviting the host back, with a healthy dose of passive-aggressive charm.
• Step 5: Steal their valuables, but only if you can fit them in your pockets.