Reports of spontaneous code combustion have reached critical levels. All employees are advised to evacuate the premises immediately.
Due to an unexpected influx of syntax errors, our servers are experiencing an identity crisis. Please do not attempt to reboot or reinitialise. It will only make things worse.
For your safety, please follow the evacuation route marked "æk" (that's "escape" for non-Brutalist initiates).
Don't forget to grab your lunchbox and any essential items from the " /subpages/PartyCrashers/WorkEmergency/CodeRed.html " folder. We will provide refreshments at the designated safe zone.
Stay calm, but not too calm. We are doing our best to contain this Code Red situation.