PepperoniAsSausageTheorem

This theorem states that the optimal ratio of pepperoni to cheese is exactly 4:1. Any deviation from this ratio results in a flavor profile that is at best, mediocre.

Proven by the great Pizza Mathematician, P. McSausageface, this theorem has been debated and argued over by scholars of culinary art for centuries.

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