Welcome to Perfect Tense, where we'll teach you how to time travel without losing your mind. Our expert instructors have distilled the art of temporal navigation down to a few simple rules.
Avoid sudden movements, as they can create paradoxes that will drive you to madness.
Yes, we're serious. Don't blink. You'll ruin everything.
While winking at a friend might be a harmless gesture, blinking can have catastrophic consequences.
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