Welcome to the most rigorous and slightly absurd research facility in the world. Here, the laws of physics are bent, the rules of grammar are broken, and the boundaries of sanity are tested.
We're currently conducting research on the Time Dilation project, where we're exploring the effects of time travel on the human psyche. It's a real thing, we swear.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our Quantum Fluctuation research, where we're trying to create a device that turns thoughts into physical objects. Because, why not?
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