Performance Review Nightmares

Welcome to the never-ending cycle of self-doubt and despair that is the Performance Review.

Here's a summary of your "achievements" over the past quarter:

• Met your targets, but not without sacrificing your sanity.
• Managed to not get fired, but only just.
• Spent 3 hours perfecting your "key performance indicators" spreadsheet.

And don't forget to bring your lunch to the review, because the break room is stocked with stale crackers.

Or, as we like to call it, "The Crackers of Despair".