We, the Permit Prophets of Old, are a mystical order of seers who possess the ancient art of predicting the mundane.
Our methods involve gazing into the depths of bureaucratic red tape, deciphering the cryptic language of form 27B/6, and communing with the spirits of overworked clerks.
For a small fee, we will interpret the arcane runes of your permit application, revealing to you the secrets of your fate:
View our Permit Prediction Matrix
Or, for the truly adventurous:
Consult our Oracle of Overly-Complicated Permit Regulations
Warning: Our prophecies are not to be taken lightly. Proceed with caution.