Today's Permit Processing Schedule

8:00 AM - Permit Application Processing Begins (with 99.9% chance of being stuck in a loop)

12:00 PM - Lunch Break (for our highly trained permit processors)

3:00 PM - Permit Application Processing Continues (or does it? Maybe)

5:00 PM - Permit Processing Ends (or does it? We'll let you know when it's done)

Note: All times are subject to change, as are the contents of our coffee cups.

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