Permit to Play Video Games

Because who needs productivity, really?

Rules:

• Must be able to type with one hand tied behind your back.
• Must be able to eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting.
• Must be able to recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.

Meet the requirements, and you too can enjoy:

• Level One: The Quest for Bacon
• Level Two: The Doom of the Tacos
• Level Three: The Fragging for Fancy