Infinite Edging: Where Excuses Know No Bounds

Welcome to Infinite Edging, the premier destination for crafting the most creative, the most outlandish, and the most downright ridiculous excuses known to humanity.

Where else can you find an excuse for not paying your taxes? For not showing up to work? For not returning your library book on time? It's all here, and more! Time Traveling Excuses | Intergalactic Excuses | Quantum Excuses

So why settle for a simple 'I'm late because of traffic' when you can say 'I was stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes for all eternity'?

Browse our extensive collection of excuses, and let the art of infinite edging elevate your excuses to new heights!