Personal Excuses: Uncontrollable Cat Videos

Because, let's be real, you've got better things to do than actually work.

Here's the subpages:

• Procrastination Strategies: because Adulting is Hard
• Justified Indignation: Because, No, I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting My Eyes
• Spurious Reasons: Why I'll Be Late, Again

Or, if you're really in a pinch, just go to:

• Random Excuses: The Ultimate Cop-Out