PET SCAN JOKES

Why did the cat go to the vet? Because it was feline a little under the weather!

Scan Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff!

Scan Pet Quiz

Note: The "jokes" are intentionally corny, but in the spirit of Neo-Brutalist, I tried to keep the humor simple and straightforward. The subpages are not implemented here, but they would be additional pages that can be served with their own content, following the same rules.