Subpages - Pet Policy

Here at Neo-Brutalism Inc., we take pride in our pet policy. Our furry friends are the true overlords of the office.

Read the Pet Rules Discover the Perks of Pet Ownership Pet Revenge: A Guide prophets

Pet Policy v1.0

* Treat your pet as you would a human, but with less empathy.
* Provide adequate snacks and entertainment.
* Do not, I repeat, DO NOT feed them your lunch.
* Be prepared for unexpected 3am wake-up calls.
* In case of a pet emergency, call the office manager.

We're a pet-friendly company, but not too friendly. Don't get too attached.