The Farting Crisis of 2023: A Tale of Woe and Regret

It started innocently enough. A minor rumble in the palace of the great Pharaoh, King Pooty McPootface. But soon the gassy calamity spread, like a toxic stain on the carpet of the divine.

Fart of the Ancients

Legend has it, the great Pharaoh's own flatulence was so potent, it brought forth a maelstrom of mirth and miasma.

Read about the ancient farts that shaped the kingdom

The Great Stink of 2023

As the modern world descended upon the kingdom, the farts grew more potent, more frequent, and more... explosive.

Learn about the catastrophe that shook the land

The Farting Epidemic

From the throne to the streets, the stench of fumes spread far and wide. Panic gripped the populace, and still, the farts persisted.

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