The Great Farting Fiasco
A Pharaoh's Most Regrettable Moment
It was the year 1350 BCE, and Pharaoh Fartypants was in a bind. His advisors told him to build a new temple, but he had eaten a can of beans for lunch.
As the pharaoh stood proudly in front of his new temple, he let out a fart that shook the foundations of the gods.
The gods themselves were not amused.
Consequences:
- Gods sent a plague of stink bombs that rained from the heavens.
- Nations trembled with fear.
- Pharaoh Fartypants was forced to wear a gas mask for the rest of eternity.
The Legacy:
- A new pharaohalogue of "Who Farted?" was added to the Egyptian dictionary.
- Beans became the official food of the gods.
- And so, the world learned to never underestimate the power of a well-timed fart.