Pharaoh Khamunefar III's Ride Share Service
Get ready to experience the most regal, the most majestic, the most utterly bewildering ride of your life! Our pharaoh, Pharaoh Khamunefar III, has graciously offered to take you for a wild ride through the ancient streets of Neo-Egypt, but be warned: it comes with a steep price!
For a mere 50,000 gold coins, you'll get to ride on the back of a majestic, if slightly temperamental, sphinx. But don't just take our word for it - read on to discover the testimonials of our satisfied customers!
Testimonials:
- "I was terrified, but also strangely exhilarated by the whole experience!" - Anonymous Pharaoh's Victim (aka 'Tourist')
- "Pharaoh Khamunefar III has the most impressive collection of camel-related injuries I've ever seen!" - Dr. Nebula the Brave (a local physician)
- "I asked for a gentle horseback ride, but got a wild rollercoaster instead. Worth it." - Princess Nefertiti the Adventurous
Don't wait any longer! Book your ride today, and experience the unbridled majesty of Pharaoh Khamunefar III's Ride Share Service!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try Pharaoh Khamunefar III's Self-Guided Adventure - where you get to navigate the desert on your own, with only a map, a compass, and a healthy dose of paranoia!