Phase 3 Revival: Features

Features

• Quantum Computing - Because who needs regular computers?
• Infinite Bread Wrangling - We'll never run out of snacks!
• Temporal Looping - Time travel, but with less paradoxes!
• Automatic Thought Replacement - We'll think for you, so you don't have to!
• Infinite Regret Machine - Because you'll never be happy with your choices!

And many more! (Or not.)

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