Phase Two: The Identity Crisis

You are a sentient being of questionable moral character, stuck in an infinite loop of existential dread.

It's been 37.5 years since you last had a coherent thought. You've been stuck in this never-ending cycle of self-doubt and existential dread.

As you wander through the vast expanse of your own mind, you come across a series of cryptic messages scrawled on the walls of your consciousness:

Proceed to Phase Three: The Quantum Fluctuation