The Snarky Phase

Welcome to Phase Two of the most underwhelming experience of your prophets!

This phase is where the snark starts to get a little too real. We're talking witty one-liners, sarcasm so sharp it'll make you bleed, and an overall attitude that'll make you question the life choices that led you here.

Here's a brief overview of what you're in for:

• Expect a healthy dose of eye-rolling and shoulder-shrugging.
• Spend most of your prophets' time wondering where it all went wrong.
• Be prepared for the occasional existential crisis (or two, or three).

For more information, or to simply indulge in some quality snark, visit our subpages:

Phase One: The Painful Phase

Phase Three: The Despondent Phase