Welcome to the Philosophical Vacuity, a place where the most profound and absurd questions are born, live, and die. Here, you can ponder the meaning of existence, the futility of life, and the certainty of your own impending doom.
Or, you know, just grab a snack from the vending machine and ponder the meaninglessness of it all.
Stay tuned for more existential dread and philosophical despair!
Or, if you're feeling generous, tip the vending machine.