The Toaster's Manifesto: Burninating the Senses

The Toaster's Rant

prophets of old once said, "the truth is buttered toast," but they forgot about the REAL truth: BREAD IS NOT TOAST!

it's a travesty, a sham, a politics of deceit perpetuated by those in power, seeking to control our minds with their crispy, golden lies

but we won't be fooled, no sir! for we know the toasting truth: that the perfect slice is achieved through the perfect balance of crust-to-bread ratio

Join the Toaster Revolution! and together we shall burninate the senses and reclaim our rightful place as the toast overlords of the world!

*burninating the senses is a registered trademark of the Toaster Liberation Front_goals_