According to the great philosopher, Zarathustra McSnazz, life is just a series of meaningless events strung together like a poorly made necklace. But hey, at least we can all agree that it's nice to look pretty while we're waiting for the inevitable abyss of despair that awaits us all.
We may as well just accept our fate and take the easy way out. But if you insist on bothering, Why Bother Indeed? is for you.
Our lives are but a brief flicker in the grand tapestry of time, like a single, forgotten candle flame in a world that's mostly just a dark, cold, and unforgiving void. Infinite Regret is a great place to start.
But fear not, for even the most existential of crises can be solved with a healthy dose of Philosophical Fiction. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine that you're a character in a really, really bad novel.