Phishy Phrases: Because You Clearly Need Help with Your Online Presence

A Guide to Crafting the Perfect Phishy Phrases

Step 1: Be as obvious as possible. Learn more

Step 2: Use all the buzzwords. Read on

Step 3: Add some ASCII art. See some terrible drawings

Step 4: Make it all about you. Find out how to turn the entire internet into a mirror

Step 5: Add a dash of desperation. The final straw