Endless Loop
You've reached the point of no return.
Congratulations, you've managed to get stuck in an endless loop of automated calls from the world's most boring telemarketer, Bertrand.For the next 48 hours, you'll be treated to an endless barrage of:
- Automated voice messages about the benefits of buying our new line of discount toilet paper
- Recorded messages from Bertrand himself, asking you if you're "available to talk"
- Interminable hold music
Will you ever escape?