Phone Not Charging - Phone Worship Support

Oh no, your phone isn't charging! Don't worry, we have experts on standby to help you worship your phone properly.

Please refer to our Basic Phone Etiquette page for a quick guide on how not to mess up your phone.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Advanced Phone Techniques page for some expert-level worshiping tips.

Still having issues? Try consulting our Expert Consultants for a personal, one-on-one consultation.

Or, if all else fails, join our Community Support Group to find solace in the misery of fellow phone worshippers.