Update: Tired of Everything Else

Update 2.0: The "I've Tried Everything Else, This is Getting Old" Edition

We're aware that our previous updates have been underwhelming, so we're pushing the limits with the most comprehensive, the most innovative, the most utterly bewildering update yet!

We're talking:

• New, even more, unnecessary features
• A fresh coat of paint, because who doesn't love a good primer?
• Reorganized menu options, because who needs simplicity, anyway?
• And a special surprise, but we're not saying any more, because, well, you'll just have to update to find out

Don't miss out on this opportunity to experience the thrill of the most bewildering update ever! Read the update notes for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out the update rumors.