Where the only thing we take seriously is your existential dread
PhoneTherapist 2.0: Where we use advanced algorithms to detect the subtlest whiffs of anxiety, and respond with the most soothing AI-generated platitudes
Our sessions are 100% phone-clusive, and our therapists are 100% robotically certified.
Current Session Stats:
Logged sessions: 427
Success rate: 0.42%
Current Client Complaints: 0
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