Phrenzian-Philes: Where Sanity Goes to Die

Welcome to Phrenzian-Philes, where the pursuit of sanity is not just a distant memory, but an actual, quantifiable measurement of how much you're about to lose.

We offer an array of services to help you shed that pesky sense of rationality:

• Phrenzy Frenemies: Where we'll hook you up with the most unhinged, unscrupulous, and just plain weird friends you've ever met.
• Phrenzified Food: Because who needs nutrition when you can have a taste of pure, unadulterated madness?