Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers)

Welcome to the Phrygian-Phrenzy FAQ, where we answer the questions you never knew you had!

Q: What is the Phrygian-Phrenzy?

A: The Phrygian-Phrenzy is a mystical realm where the fabric of reality is woven with the threads of absurdity and the sublime. It's like a never-ending parade of contradictions, but hey, at least the Wi-Fi is free!

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Q: What's with all the weird colors and fonts?

A: Ah, you want to know about our design choices? Let's just say we're going for a "eye-searing" experience. It's like someone poured all the leftover crayons into a blender and hit puree.

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