Welcome to the Phrygian Family, where the patriarch, Titus "The Great" Phrygian, rules with an iron fist and a penchant for Phrenzy 101. Our family has been around since the dawn of time, and we've got the ancient family motto to prove it: "We're older than dirt, but not as old as the internet."
Meet Titus's family members, each with their own unique brand of weirdness:
• The Queen of Cluelessness (Titus's wife): Expertly avoids eye contact, always.
• The Phrygian Pipsque (Titus's son): A master of all things Phrygian-Phrenzy.
• The Mysterious Phrygian Maiden (Titus's daughter): A Phrygian family secret agent, known only as 'The Whisperer'.
View the family tree, if you dare.