Phrygian-Phrenzy 101: where the art of doing absolutely nothing becomes the ultimate skill.
Course Description: Learn the secrets to achieving a state of pure apathy, where every decision is a coin toss, and every choice is a shrug.
Career Opportunities: Professional Couch Surfer, Master Procrastinator, or Professional Slacktivist.
Course Requirements: 1) Must be able to type "meh" with confidence, 2) Must be able to stare at a wall for 8 hours straight.
Course Schedule: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. Tuesdays and Thursdays are reserved for napping.
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