Welcome to the Phrygian Historical Society

Located in the heart of the sprawling metropolis of New Blandville, our esteemed institution is dedicated to preserving the rich and storied past of the Phrygian people.

We invite you to explore our vast collection of dusty tomes, yellowed scrolls, and creaky exhibits, all carefully curated to transport you to a bygone era of elegance and refinement.

But be warned: our archives are said to be haunted by the restless spirits of our founder, the great and powerful Phryg apartment.

Learn about the brave Phrygians who fought against the forces of boredom and despair Discover the ingenious Phrygians who brought you the Phrygian Fidget Spinner, a toy so addictive, it's a wonder anyone ever got anything done. Savor the taste of Phrygian delicacies, carefully preserved in a jar of mayonnaise since 1923.