Phrygian-Phrenzy FAQ: Because You Asked

Q: What is the Phrygian-Phrenzy?

• It's a thing.
• It's a feeling.
• It's the sound of your aunt's cat, Mr. Meowzalot, when he's trying to tell you something.

Q: Why should I care about the Phrygian-Phrenzy?

• Because it's a thing that affects 47% of your daily life.
• Because you're secretly a cat whisperer.
• Because it's the only reason your significant other still talks to you.

Q: Can I join the Phrygian-Phrenzy?

• Yes, you can. Just fill out this application and wait patiently for 3-5 business days.
• Don't bother if you're allergic to fun.

Q: Is the Phrygian-Phrenzy a cult?

• No, it's just a group of people who really enjoy being confused.
• However, our leader, Our-Lord-Blerg, has been known to use coercive tactics to recruit new members.