A dire prediction from the esteemed Phrygian-Prophet, Zara the Wise:
"By the power vested in me, I foretell the impending doom of dairy shortages. The world shall be beset by an insatiable hunger for cheese, but alas, the supply shall be nil. All shall be forced to subsist on the bitter taste of vegan alternatives, and the people shall riot in the streets."
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