Doorstopper of Doom

The Art of Sticking to Your Door

Welcome to the Doorstopper of Doom, where we take the art of sticking to your door to new heights.

Our prophets have spoken, and the signs are clear: a door that won't open is a door that won't be opened. So, don't bother trying to open it. Instead, stick to it.

Here's how to do it right:

• Place the doorstopper firmly on the door.
• Hold on tight, for the door will try to open.
• When the door opens, the doorstopper will not budge.

But wait, there's more!

Visit our subpages for advanced techniques and expert tips:

• Slippery Slopes
• Door Hacking 101
• Doorstopper Tactics

Or, for a more in-depth look, check out our Book of Doom.