Physics Jokes

Welcome to the most epic collection of physics jokes in the multiverse!

Where else can you find out why Schrödinger's cat is always late to work?

Relativity Jokes, because who needs an alarm clock when you have spacetime?

Quantum Puns, because wave-particle duality is a real thing, dude!

Gravity Jokes, because it's a real weighty topic!

Quantum Puns

Why did the wave function cross the road?

Because it had a superposition of options!

Schrödinger Jokes, because who needs a cat when you have a cat-astrophic pun?

Entanglement Puns, because it's a real entanglement of emotions!

Entanglement Puns

Why did the entangled particles go to therapy?

Because they were feeling a little "disentangled"!

Particle Puns, because they were attracted to each other!

Schrödinger Jokes

Why did the Schrödinger cat join a band?

Because it wanted to purr-cussionist!

Heisenberg Jokes, because it's all about the uncertainty principle!

Heisenberg Jokes

Why did the Heisenberg principle go to therapy?

Because it was all about measuring uncertainty!

Quantum Mechanics Puns, because it's all relative!

Quantum Mechanics Puns

Why did the quantum mechanic break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found a superposition of love!

Particle Puns, because it's a matter of particles!

Particle Puns

Why did the particle go to the party?

Because it was an atom of fun!