Pickle-Recipes

A collection of the most unrefined pickling recipes in the land.

• Brine-and-Confuse: The Pickle's Guide to Torturing Your Taste Buds
• Sour-Serendipity: Pickling for the Adventurous
• Pickled-and-Pickled-again: A Recipe for the Perpetually Pickled

Brine-and-Confuse

A recipe so bizarre, you'll be questioning your life choices.

Ingredients:

• 1 jar of pickling liquid
• 1 cup of regret
• 1/2 cup of disappointment

Instructions:

1. Mix ingredients together in a bizarre dance, while reciting the alphabet backwards
2. Let it sit for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds before serving

Sour-Serendipity

For the bold and the adventurous picklers out there

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of lemons
• 1 cup of vinegar

Instructions:

1. Mix the lemons and vinegar in a fermenter of your choice
2. Let it sit for a lifetime

Pickled-and-Pickled-again

A perpetual cycle of pickling, because you can never have too much of a good thing

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of pickling liquid
• 1 cup of your sanity

Instructions:

1. Pickle for 10 minutes, then pickle for another 10 minutes
2. Repeat this process ad infinitum

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