Welcome, weary travelers! You've reached the most fabulous pitstops on the road to nowhere. Here, you'll find the finest fuel, the most exquisite eats, and the most outrageous entertainment this side of the rainbow.
Our pitstops are staffed by the world's most charming, yet slightly unhinged, attendants. They'll fuel your vehicle, fill your belly, and maybe even challenge you to a game of "Pin the Tail on the Flamingo".
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