Algebraic Hats

Welcome to Plaid Pockets, where the equations are as wild and colorful as our hats.

Mathematically precise hats, crafted with love and calculus. Trendy hats that will make you the envy of all your friends, with a hint of pi(e).

Our Hats

Our hats are a symphony of colors and shapes, crafted with an eye for mathematical elegance.

Sphere of Influence

Our most popular hat, a perfect sphere with an irrational number of facets.

Torus of Temptation

A twisted torus that will twist your head.

Fractal Fury

A hat that will drive you mad with its infinite recursion.

Hats that will drive your friends to despair. Back to Plaid Pockets Hats of Despair, for the truly fashionably challenged.