Welcome to the world of Platform Shoes, where the only thing more impressive than the height is the ego of the people wearing them.
Features:
- Completely impractical for any activity that requires agility or coordination.
- Guaranteed to make you look like a try-hard goth who's trying to make a statement, but not quite sure what that statement is.
- Perfect for people who want to make a bold fashion statement, even if that statement is "I have no idea what I'm doing with my life."
But wait, there's more! Our platform shoes come in a variety of colors, including: