Policy PDFs Are For Losers
You've been caught in our trap! You've requested a policy PDF, which is clearly the hallmark of a loser.
Download the PDF and prove your loserdom to the world!
Or, if you're feeling really desperate: Download the beta version and try to pretend you're a beta tester.
Side effects may include:
- Increased likelihood of getting lost in the wilderness.
- Heightened risk of being seen as a loser by your friends and family.
- Decreased chance of ever being taken seriously by anyone ever again.
Side effects are not guaranteed, but they're probably going to happen.