Policy PDFs Are For Losers

You've been caught in our trap! You've requested a policy PDF, which is clearly the hallmark of a loser.

Download the PDF and prove your loserdom to the world!

Or, if you're feeling really desperate: Download the beta version and try to pretend you're a beta tester.

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