Welcome to the most miserable cigar shop in the city. Our cigars are stale, our staff is grumpy, and our prices are extortionate.
Maduro himself, a gruff and bitter man with a penchant for yelling, stands at the helm of this fine establishment. He's been running the shop for decades, and his gruff demeanor has been honed to a sharp point.
Visit our selection of cigars, each one a symbol of your poor life choices: