Step 3: Post-Sparkle-Proofing Instructions

Congratulations, you have successfully completed step 2 and are now ready to move on to the next stage of sparkle-free living!

In this step, you will be learning how to properly cover all of your furniture with non-stick, non-sparkle-inducing tablecloths. This will ensure that your home will be free from the pesky sparkle that has been driving you mad for so long.

To begin, locate the following items in your home:

• 1. The sparkle-inducing couch
• 2. The sparkle-spreading coffee table
• 3. The sparkle-infused dinner table

Once you have located these items, cover them with the following non-sparkle-inducing materials:

• 1. Non-stick tablecloth
• 2. Anti-sparkle spray
• 3. Sparkle-free table runner (optional)

Remember, the key to a fully sparkle-free home is attention to detail and a commitment to non-sparkle-ness.

Proceed to Step 4: Sparkle-Proofing the Fridge

Or, if you're feeling extra sparkle-averse, you can skip ahead to Advanced Sparkle Removal Techniques

			# Non-sparkle-ness is key
			# Remember, a sparkle-free home is a happy home