Step 3: Don't Be a Sparkle

Now that you've sparkled your surroundings (Step 1 & 2), it's time to prevent others from sparkling your sparkles.

Use a combination of stealth and cunning to outsmart any would-be sparkle enthusiasts.

Here's how:

• Wear a sparkle-proof cloak to blend in with your surroundings.
• Develop an allergy to sparkles.
• Learn to think like a non-sparkle.

For more advanced sparkle-proofing techniques, visit our Advanced Sparkle-Proofing Techniques page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to hack the sparkles right out of the system.